Just Say No..

to The Uphill Wrangler. Who wants to see two shepherds wrestling in a barn clutching sausages?

Big Chief Bed & Breakfast.

Tara in Red

This is a rough sketch I did of my family on 2000 year old papyrus. It took me seven years and I now weigh 20 kilos. I think you'll agree it was worth it. Won't you.

National Smirking Championships, a tense final gets underway. No quarter given or asked. Buckle up your rubber harness, we're in for a long night.

Haarlem.

Had to be done.

Now you've done it. You've gone and scared the children. I ain't Yul Brynner pal.

Have a bit of respect will you.

I couldn't resist having a peep in the freezer and took a quick snap. She looked serene and, perhaps more importantly, static and even docile . I was quite moved.

She stopped mentioning it after I locked her in the freezer for a couple of days. Jobsagoodun.

It's like the eyes follow you, dad. Could you perhaps put it in the attic?

You tell em our kid

Well, I don't know about you....

...but I could dance all night.

He fell under the alluring spell of a dark dark force.

They had to be together. They'd eaten everyone else.

They met in the Black Sea port of Varna.

It's not all fresh blood and black roses you know.

You are sleeping. You do not want to believe.

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