Rhthym Rogues

The mysterious climbing apparatus at Monkey Castle

The sky over Monkey Castle

Happy holidays.

Every morning I'm out there rowing to work. 3 hours there, a little over 4 hours back depending on traffic. Ask me if I'm bothered.

Happy Easter to all.

Just Say No..

to The Uphill Wrangler. Who wants to see two shepherds wrestling in a barn clutching sausages?

Big Chief Bed & Breakfast.

Tara in Red

This is a rough sketch I did of my family on 2000 year old papyrus. It took me seven years and I now weigh 20 kilos. I think you'll agree it was worth it. Won't you.

National Smirking Championships, a tense final gets underway. No quarter given or asked. Buckle up your rubber harness, we're in for a long night.

Haarlem.

Had to be done.

Now you've done it. You've gone and scared the children. I ain't Yul Brynner pal.

Have a bit of respect will you.

I couldn't resist having a peep in the freezer and took a quick snap. She looked serene and, perhaps more importantly, static and even docile . I was quite moved.

She stopped mentioning it after I locked her in the freezer for a couple of days. Jobsagoodun.

It's like the eyes follow you, dad. Could you perhaps put it in the attic?

You tell em our kid

Well, I don't know about you....

...but I could dance all night.

He fell under the alluring spell of a dark dark force.

They had to be together. They'd eaten everyone else.

They met in the Black Sea port of Varna.

It's not all fresh blood and black roses you know.

You are sleeping. You do not want to believe.

here Tweetie

How we laughed. Don't go changing now.

4 fingers, 2 Stallions of the modern era.

I am fully engorged

The world won't listen

I've seen this happen in other people's
lives and now it's happening in mine

If only they could have seen us, the eyes of Spandau Ballet would have swollen with tears of pride. That much is true.

Would you wrestle him? I wouldn't for a kick off.

Jeff doing his best Partly Dave.

Jeff Says: "Have It You Nonce. I saw you down Camden Market buyin a fleece."

A very fine and very rude young gentleman. All the originals of the above wedding photographs come from his brutal yet tender and rather hairy palms. Matron.

Some pictures of my stag party. This picture is called Three Men In A Weird Sense (But Not That Sense). Think Meatloaf played on flute by a rapist.

We watched Who's That Girl and played pocket billiards til Dawn.

Listen, no one's forcing you, and I certainly won't tell anyone.

Welcome in particular to all our viewers in Brazil and northern Nicaragua.

An evening at the bazaar.

Jess watchin' the game'ah

Step into my scullery and we'll fry beans on my stove of concern

At some point I got confused. Smoke gets in your eyes, moon river, Audaces Fortuna Iuvat

Is that you Padd?